"I want a quirky brown wagon"

"CB" (jrcb) 10/01/2017 at 13:15 • Filed to: Shitpost

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And here you go. Not the deepest brown, but close enough.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB 10/01/2017 at 13:25

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That’s a minivan tho

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > CB 10/01/2017 at 13:28

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I really wish they would give it a cute happy face. Angry eyes don’t make sense on a hybrid wagon.

Cé hé sin > CB 10/01/2017 at 13:28

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Is the front supposed to be extruding something?

FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > CB 10/01/2017 at 13:28

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Your definition of wagon is a bit off though.

fintail > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 10/01/2017 at 13:46

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All Toyotas seem to have a angry or leering face these days. Must try to look dangerous and exciting to cover up the toaster or microwave.

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > CB 10/01/2017 at 13:54

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Does the Lexus Prius come in brown? I’d so I’m sold.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > fintail 10/01/2017 at 14:00

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Even worse, they took the otherwise handsome Avalon and added the fish-mouth front bumper.

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 10/01/2017 at 14:14

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But it needs to look aggressive and exciting! Even if it is built for septuagenarians who just want to cruise state highways.

Toyota has overdone it with the gaping maw, for reals:

This is just silly 

bhtooefr > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 10/01/2017 at 14:37

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Yes, although it’s really more of a hatchback than a wagon (despite the rear glass):

(And it’s not actually the Lexus Prius, it’s the Lexus Auris. As in, it’s a Scion/Corolla iM Hybrid.)

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 10/01/2017 at 15:16

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The CT was discontinued in the US.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > bhtooefr 10/01/2017 at 15:21

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The CT has been around since 2011. It’s not the same as the IM.

“The CT 200h chassis is based on the Toyota MC platform, which is the same platform used by the Corolla and the Matrix.”

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Cé hé sin 10/01/2017 at 15:22

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Smugness and pretentiousness.

bhtooefr > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 10/01/2017 at 15:42

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The thing is, while the iM is new for the US as of model year 2016, it’s simply a rebadge of the second-gen Auris. (And, both generations of Auris, as well as the CT, are on the New MC platform.)

Yes, the second-gen Auris came out after the CT, and maybe it’s more correct to say that the second-gen Auris is based on the CT, but the CT is based on the first-gen Auris. (The CT is lower and wider than the first-gen Auris, and the second-gen Auris has similar dimensions to the CT.)

TheRealBicycleBuck > CB 10/01/2017 at 18:59

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This one is better.